Jason, hurry!! Eva's got her hair caught in the drive shaft of the remote controlled monster truck!
Boys, how did pee get on the shower curtain?
|The Dino in the Dog Water...|
No! I will not smell your finger!!
Did I just see you lick the dog?
Jason, the baby's crawling across the table... again
Eva! Stop sucking on your toes. We are in church!
There's a dino in the dog water...
...And here are some things the kids have said...
If I squeeze this bumlet, it makes my body go one way and if I squeeze the other bumlet, I go the other way. If I squeeze both bumlet cheeks together, I go straight
Mommy, today in school, Lincoln peed on a kid's shoe
Nah, I don't think I'll wash up; I like my stench the way it is
Mommy!!!! My brothers just kicked me out of Hogwarts
I don't have to go to bed because the legend said so
Smell my finger (See my response above)
Jesus' hair smells like strawberries
I gave that old grandma in there my fork
You're the worst and I'm going to slam the door!!
I like the way my gasses smell
Please share if you or your kids have said some awesome things!